One crypto company decided to set up its tent under the coziest roof of the European Union — called MiCA. Sounds like a Mexican snack, but in reality — it's the new Bible for crypto business in Europe. And Ripple wants to get in there. Why? Because money doesn’t stink. But regulation smells — and that smell now comes from Luxembourg.

How did it all begin?

Ripple is the very company that once wanted to defeat SWIFT. And now, after surviving legal battles with the SEC, they say: "Alright, America, while you think — we're going where we will be patted on the back and served champagne."

This "there" turned out to be Luxembourg. If you’ve never heard of Luxembourg — it’s a tiny kingdom of banks and tax breaks. You’ve heard about Swiss cheese? Well, Luxembourg is the Swiss cheese among regulations: there are many holes, but the whole looks solid.

What is MiCA and why is Ripple getting involved?

MiCA — Markets in Crypto-Assets. If translated into plain language: "Guys, it’s time to pay taxes and keep quiet." Europe has finally decided to tell crypto enthusiasts: "Either you play by our rules, or your tokens go the same way as FTX."

Ripple looked at this and said: "Let's go for it!" After all, if you want to launch RLUSD — a new stablecoin that is supposed to be "like the dollar, but honest" — you need a license. And MiCA just allows for that: get the paper, and you can sell your tokens in Berlin, Paris, or on the outskirts of Bucharest.

Why Luxembourg?

It's very simple: Luxembourg knows how to be nice. There are people in suits who will tell you: "Of course, we will license you, just show the reserve documents, and go ahead — conquer Europe!"

While in the US Ripple is suing the SEC for allegedly treating XRP as an "illegal security," Europe says: "We see no problems. Just deposit part of your reserves with us in the bank and don’t forget to pay for your coffee."

What does this mean for ordinary people?

This means that your stablecoin may soon come to your pocket — right with the blessing of Brussels bureaucrats. You will be able to hold RLUSD and be confident: somewhere in Luxembourg, boring uncles are making sure this stablecoin doesn’t deflate like Luna or FTX. Nice? Of course! Safe? You never know.

The moral is this

Ripple is not foolish. When your home country turns into a bureaucratic shooting range, and your stablecoin is threatened to be declared a crime, you simply find a new home — preferably without walls and with soft laws. And Luxembourg? Luxembourg is always happy to help. Because in this tiny kingdom, they know: big money loves silence and comfort.

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