Everything today related to money happens under the guise of 'democracy' and 'the common good'. And right now: while you work, pay taxes, and stand in line, Bitcoin is booming at $120,000.
No one knows what this means. No one — except those who came up with all this.
But don't worry: Congress will 'protect' you. They just launched an entire 'Crypto Week' — amazing, isn't it? When politicians create special weeks for things they don't understand — get ready to pay.
GENIUS Act, Clarity Act and all this 'goodness'
This week, the elected officials gathered to figure out: who will be clipping coupons from digital assets.
GENIUS Act — sounds like it was written by a genius who still can't explain what Ethereum is.
Clarity Act — the only clear thing is: nothing is clear. The SEC and CFTC are fighting for control over what doesn't even exist in their charter.
And the favorite — Anti-CBDC Surveillance State Act. Here they are at least honest. They really fear that the people will someday find out where their taxes disappear — and if a digital dollar appears, everyone can be tracked. But, of course, this is done 'for the good'!
ETFs and 'honest' banks
While you're googling 'how to buy bitcoin', big uncles are just buying everything through spot ETFs. Because now it's 'safe', approved by the SEC, and available to anyone managing your pension fund.
But not for you personally. For you — the tax and the instruction 'how to pay capital gains tax'.
New world order or just luck?
Bitcoin is rising, altcoins are rising, Ethereum is alive again. It seems like we should rejoice! But any big party ends with the bill.
While you count your satoshis, regulators are figuring out how to profit from it.
The Bank of England has already warned its banks: 'Do not dare to issue your stablecoins!' Why? Because if you start printing your 'money', who will need it? After all, that is the only thing keeping them in power — the right to print paper.
What's next?
Ahead are token unlocks worth over a billion dollars. Volatility? Of course. Crypto storm? Naturally.
And behind the scenes: the same people who discuss in Congress how to 'protect' you from your own money.
