#BTC120kVs125kToday
๐๐ Bitcoin's Journey from July 13 to July 15 โ A Short Comedy Special ๐ญ๐ธ
#BTC120kVs125kToday #CPIWatch
๐๏ธ July 13 (Saturday):
BTC: โLetโs fly, boys!โ ๐
Retail Traders: โBro, weโre breaking $130K by Tuesday. This is the one!โ ๐ค
Market: claps like an overexcited toddler with too much sugar
BTC: โHold my beer and my volatility.โ ๐บ๐ข
๐๏ธ July 14 (Sunday):
BTC: slips like a penguin on an oil patch ๐ง๐ง
Whales: calmly pressing "sell" like Bond villains with laser buttons ๐๐
Retail: โItโs just a healthy retrace... right?โ
BTC: sheds $6K faster than your weekend salary
New Traders: logs into Bybit just to watch the pain in 4K ๐ตโ๐ซ
๐๏ธ July 15 (Monday, a.k.a. Doomday):
BTC: โSurprise! Still falling. That yellow heatmap? It was lava, not gold.โ ๐๐
CPI Report: hasn't even arrived, yet fear levels are over 9000 ๐ฃ
Everyone:
โWhere is support?โ
โWhere is hope?โ
โWHERE. IS. JEROME. POWELL?!โ ๐ฅด๐
Liquidation stats: $57.81M wiped out at 116,224... ๐ชฆ
Binance: โThank you for your liquidity. Come again.โ ๐งพ
๐ง Moral of the story:
Bitcoin blesses the crowd on weekends and ghosts them by Mondayโright before CPI drops the hammer.
HODLers: โPing me when itโs above $125K and my emotions are back.โ ๐
Scalpers: โWe feast or we cry. No middle ground.โ
Whales: โAnother day, another buffet of stop-losses.โ ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
๐ฌ Whatโs your favorite emotional stage in this BTC dramaโeuphoria, denial, or the cold realization that CPI still hasnโt hit?
