🐋💸 When Saylor sneezes, the market catches a cold.
I woke up today with the #Bitcoin flirting with $110k like a shy teenager texting their ex. And guess who's behind this soap opera? None other than Michael Saylor, the Moby Dick of cryptocurrencies, who apparently decided that 500k BTC was still not enough for his digital sticker collection.
While we, mere sardines, count satoshis to see if we can buy a pastry at the fair, the man throws billions into the market like he's playing a card game with a message app in hand. The result? The Binance chart turned into a roller coaster and the market is more heated than a Telegram group on pump day.
📈 A rise of 1.02%? It seems small, but with 689 million of #USDT circulating in 24h, you can buy some islands, some rockets, and still have change for a coffee in El Salvador.
So that's it: if you thought a whale was just an animal from the Discovery Channel, welcome to the crypto zoo. And remember: when Saylor buys, the market dances. And us? We pray not to be the last one to turn off the lights. #SaylorBTCPurchase