$BTC /USDT — The Classic "Pump Fake" Move 🎭💸
Bruh... $BTC really said “I’ll rise with fireworks 🎆” and then dropped like my hopes on a Monday morning.
Just blinked — and BOOM 💥 from 108,056 to 108,006...
That’s not a correction, that’s emotional damage 😭
📉 MACD bleeding like my wallet
📊 RSI sitting at 3.45 — bro it’s not just oversold, it’s begging for therapy 💆♂️
Even the candles are redder than my ex’s flags 🚩
But hey, if you’re still holding — congrats, you’re officially in a committed relationship with Bitcoin 😂❤️
Diamond hands or just stubborn? Who knows anymore 💎🙃
🧠 Reminder: Not every dip needs a panic, sometimes it's just $BTC doing cardio before the next run 🏃♂️💨
