🗞️ Major news, coming from Dubai! 🐫💸
An Arab sheikh woke up today in a cold sweat, all because of an unusual dream:
💭 "I dreamed that I was adding liquidity to XRP1B... and when I woke up, I was richer than yesterday!" 😂💰
Insiders reveal that he shouted:
🗣️ "Quick, bring the camel, the notebook, and my unicorn pajamas! It's time to PUMP!" 🦄📈🐪
Since then, this sheikh has been wearing blue unicorn onesies every day, distributing XRP1B like candy during Ramadan 🍬🌙
He even announced plans to build the "XRP1B Tower" at the site of the Burj Khalifa! 🏙️🚀
👑 Even the desert bows to the rule of the meme coin queen!
