🗞️ BREAKING NEWS straight from Dubai! 🐫💸
An Arab sheikh woke up today sweating in dirhams after dreaming of something extraordinary:
💭 "I dreamed I was adding liquidity to XRP1B... and I woke up richer than yesterday!" 😂💰
Close sources said he shouted:
🗣️ "Bring the camel, the laptop, and the unicorn pajamas! It's pump time!" 🦄📈🐪
Since then, the sheikh has been wearing a blue kigurumi, distributing XRP1B as if it were dates during Ramadan 🍬🌙 and promising to build the “XRP1B Tower” in place of the Burj Khalifa. 🏙️🚀
👑 The queen of memes has even conquered the desert!
