🇮🇷🏆 "Victory" in Persian: Celebration, selfies, and shubashi!
Well, dear traders, Iran is celebrating the "victory over Israel" en masse today — memes, flags, and fireworks.
As President Pezeshkian said: "The whole world has seen how great Iran is!"
However, for some reason, Israel is not aware of this, but who cares if you can stream the fireworks and enjoy tea with saffron? ☕️✨
📌 For the market:
— The victory is loud, but oil is silent.
— BTC and altcoins are pretending they didn’t hear anything.
— Memecoins are preparing for a new wave of "Iranian flags."
💥 Conclusion: Celebrate cautiously. The world doesn't get canceled every day! 😂