Trump is great! He ended the war, the peacemaker won! The USA rejoices!
Netanyahu is great! He won the war (not sure about that)! Not all goals were achieved but he is a winner! Israel rejoices!
Khomeini is great! Something got bombed there, he bombed back, in the end the people of Iran rejoice, he won!
Congratulations to all of you, traders who were liquidated, sympathy and congratulations, World War III is postponed for later! For those who had enough margin and those who shorted, we also won! Shall we rejoice?