Did you know that your favorite altcoins, the ones that were supposed to "outperform Bitcoin" and "go to the moon", are now sitting in the corner and quietly crying? Well, pour yourself a cup of decentralized sorrow, we have things to talk about.
The Altcoin Season Index is only 15.
Fifteen, Fifteen! This is not a school grade or the number of friends Ben Armstrong has after the last scam. This is the number of altcoins that dared to outperform Bitcoin in 90 days.
The others?
They are stuck without funds and ask to be added to staking, like in a "rehabilitation center for tokens without liquidity."
Bitcoin, like an old, bearded, but confident grandfather, has taken the wheel again.
All this talk about "alt season", "L1 wars", "next SOL", "AI coins"… Where are they now?
On the chart? No.
In wallets? Perhaps.
In the red? Almost guaranteed.
And where is our circus show called "alt season"?
Every time the index breaks the 75 mark, the crowd shouts:
— "Here it is! It has come!"
And then…
— "What is this, -30% in a day?.."
Well, hello reality. It was more fun when Elon was tweeting about Dogecoin. And now? Now Elon needs 44 billion for X to be profitable, not to buy back your $PEPE.
Institutionals?
They are already in Bitcoin.
BlackRock is not buying $FLOKI.
They need assets with volume, not memes.
And us? We are sitting in a Telegram chat where an anonymous person named "CryptoWolf420" is writing:
— "I feel like it’s about to explode!"
And so what? It exploded. Just the deposit.
The alt season is not dead. It just… went on vacation. With no return ticket.
Bitcoin has once again proven who is the boss here.
And if you still believe in the "altcoin spring" — take a map, find "December 2017", and tell us how you feel.
And finally…
When the Alt Season finally comes — and it will definitely come, like taxes to a trader without a VPN — it won’t give any warning.
It will just blow your portfolio up.
Or down 90%. Who knows. It's crypto after all.
