View my profit and investment portfolio details. Follow for investment tips. One beautiful day, Uncle Sam looked at his bank account and cried out: "Huh? Why is it negative 34 trillion already?"

He called the future: "Hello, my descendants, please help me pay this small debt!"

The future replied: "I'm busy paying for my education, housing, and your... debts."

The Central Bank comforted: "Don't worry, just print more money!"

And so, America continues to live on – with a gigantic credit card, gigantic hopes, and... a gigantic smile from China.