One beautiful day, Uncle Sam looked at his bank account and burst into tears: "Huh? Why is it negative 34 trillion already?"
Uncle called the future: "Hello grandchildren, please help me pay off this small debt!"
The future replied: "I'm busy paying for your tuition, housing, and your debts..."
The Central Bank comforted: "Don't worry, just print more money!"
And so, America continued to live on – with a massive credit card, enormous hopes, and... a huge smile from China.