$BTC On a beautiful day, Uncle Sam looked at his bank account and burst into tears: "Huh? Why is it negative 34 trillion already?"

He called the future: "Hello, grandchildren, please help me pay off this small debt!"

The future replied: "I'm busy paying the tuition, the rent, and your debts..."

The Central Bank reassured: "Don't worry, just print more money!"

And so, America continued to live on – with a gigantic credit card, gigantic hopes, and... a gigantic smile from China.