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Breaking News, or rather, urgent news:
Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).
According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States doesn’t have to pay back part of its national debt.
Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills indicating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉
This report comes from the brand new Dodge Department (which we don’t know if it’s an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑💼🔧
And there, among the Excel program, the pastries, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities".
Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury misreported the PIN. 😵💫
Some are shouting "this will change the game!" while others scream "this is a horror movie, and the villain is The Economist!" 😱
Currently, everything is sharp glances, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists trembling.
