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From Tweets to Trades: Elon’s Super App Dream Gets… Super Risky?

So, Elon Musk wants to turn X (formerly Twitter, in case you blinked) into a financial playground. Soon, you won’t just doomscroll memes—you’ll be able to buy stocks, trade crypto, and maybe even accidentally short your life savings while arguing in the replies.

Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned from history, it’s that mixing impulsive social media behavior with real-time financial decisions sounds like a totally stable idea, right?

What’s next? Margin calls via DM? NFT profile pics unlocking credit lines? Buckle up. The age of Tweet-to-Bankruptcy might just be around the corner.