$USDC

1 USDC = 1 USD.

Always — in theory.

Unless the internet collapses, the banking system implodes, or someone randomly decides, “Let’s switch to USDT — it’s more exciting.”

🏦 Their slogan might as well be:

“We don’t promise profits, but hey, at least we might still be here tomorrow.”

(Then again, remember Silicon Valley Bank? 💀)

🛡️ They cozy up to the SEC, publish monthly reports, and keep insisting, “We’re legit — not just another meme coin with a frog logo.”

🤹 Still, most people stick with USDT. Why?

“It’s easier, it’s faster,” they say.

And as for the reserve transparency — that can wait until after the holidays.

🧾 The bottom line:

If you want crypto without the heart-pounding risk,

USDC is your go-to.

It’s like decaf espresso ☕ — not particularly thrilling, but it feels stable.