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🚨 I just lost $14,000 in 7 seconds.
But here’s the crazy part…
It wasn’t even my money.
It was my grandma’s.
Before you judge —
She asked me to "put it in something safe."
So naturally, I chose... $PEPE 🐸🚀
Fast forward:
Telegram nuked
Chart straight to hell
Grandma now calls me “The Mistake”
But then something wild happened...
That same coin did a 20x two weeks later.
And yes — I gave her back the 14k and bought her a Tesla 😎
📈 This market is insane.
And if you're not here for the chaos, you're in the wrong place.
💬 What’s your worst (or funniest) crypto story?
👇 Drop it in the comments — let’s cry and laugh together.
🔁 Repost if you’ve ever said “I’ll just DCA and forget it.”