ETH: The Eternal Sideways Journey"
$ETH sideways since the beginning of time
They say crypto is volatile… unless you're holding ETH.
🌀 We’re not in a bear market — we’re in the ETH simulation.
The $2,600 line is coded into the Matrix. It never moves.
📉 Traders:
Swing? Stuck.
DCA? Ongoing therapy.
Breakout? Lying.
ETH maxis: “Just wait, anon.”
📬 Wake me up when ETH picks a direction. Until then, I’m farming memes and staking patience.
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