ETH: The king of eternal sideways movement"
$ETH stuck sideways since the beginning of time
They say crypto is volatile… unless you're holding ETH.
It's not a bear market. It's ETH's Gaza Strip mode — time is a cycle, and $2,600 is the constant of the universe. 🌀
📉 Meanwhile, traders:
Swing? Stuck.
DCA? Test of patience.
Breakout? False.
ETH maximalist: “We're still early.”
📬 Let me know when ETH decides to leave the cave. In the meantime, I'm farming memes and stacking patience.
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