#MetaplanetBTCPurchase When a Japanese company decides to play the corporate version of the casino by massively buying Bitcoin, it's hard to tell if we're witnessing a strategic move or an episode of Black Mirror. 🎢 Metaplanet clearly wants to become the 'MicroStrategy of Asia,' but with volatility, institutional FOMO, and crypto flair, one wonders if they've hired a CFO or a fortune teller on LSD. Sure, diversifying reserves in BTC may seem visionary... but betting your treasury on an asset as stable as a kitten on a trampoline is bold. Let's hope the next purchase isn't an island in the metaverse. 🌐💸