#CardanoDebate #CardanoDebate be like a family dinner gone sideways.

🥂 One side: “Cardano is the future! Slow and steady wins the race!”

🍽️ Other side: “At this speed, snails are outpacing it on CoinMarketCap!”

It’s giving: that one genius who always submits late but wants full marks 😅

Charles Hoskinson out here playing 4D chess

Meanwhile, the rest of crypto’s busy throwing pies. 🥧

ADA holders? Meditating in the Himalayas, still waiting on that next smart contract update…

(Last seen promised 3 moons and 5 hard forks ago 🌝🔀)

Meme coins did a 20x overnight, and ADA fans be like:

👉 “But is it peer-reviewed tho??”

Only in Cardano do debates need footnotes, a thesis, and a TED Talk. 🎓📚

Still holding ADA?

Respect.

You’ve got diamond hands and a philosophy degree. 💎📖