$ETH Let me present the situation.

A whale 🐳 wakes up in the morning, his wife yells from the next room: darling, I read here that the coin with the letters T and H will soon rise, should I buy it?

Of course, dear! Etherium is the best investment.

Alright, darling! I bought it. There’s such a beautiful hamster drawn...

Please give me the laptop, dear! I will have to spoil the morning for all the phone pokers 😂$XRP