"Trump deploys troops to quell riots, Musk is strangled by the White House — as the temple swings wildly, the wild grass in the crypto circle is growing wildly!"

Crow’s radical statements:

  1. Americans are in a chaotic mess, Bitcoin wakes up laughing!
    Los Angeles riots directly adjusted2000 Troops SuppressionIn New York, arrests and roadblocks; California governor criticizes Trump"Crazy"
    Crow Guy slams the table:Every time troops are dispatched,the on-chain transaction volume of Bitcoin surges by 15%! Last night, American tycoons hurriedly exchanged USDT for BTC — when the gun is at your back, who the hell still trusts banks!

  2. Politicians tearing each other apart actually targeting Musk?
    The White House pressures alliesto collectively blacklist the richest, NASA threatens to replace SpaceX, Trump lashes out even more viciously"High on drugs"!
    Classic replay:Back then, a single word from Brother Ma made dogshit coins rise by 300 times; now politicians want to strangle him?Can the number one financier in the crypto circle endure this?Last night, $X (Twitter coin) plummeted 40% before a violent rebound — the dealer openly challenges regulators!

  3. Chinese manufacturing penetrates the globe! Crypto infrastructure is winning effortlessly!
    Domestic shield machine ordersare booked until 2027, BYD fiercely retaliates against short-sellers, new energy vehicles drop prices to seize the market!
    Crow Guy's insights:Do you know what this means?Mining machines go abroad following infrastructure!Electricity costs in West African mines plummet by 30%,FIL mining machines are directly installed in shield tunnels— Huaqiangbei brothers have already chartered a flight to Ethiopia!

  4. Hong Kong's 20 million tourists conceal secrets
    After the May Day frenzy, Hong Kong becomesa transit station for Web3 refugees, mainland retail investors hold Hong Kong cards to buy USDC, Southeast Asians use Thai driver's licenses to open Binance accounts!
    Warning of radical statements:Where is the so-called "Eastern Crypto Desert"?Hong Kong's OTC shops see monthly turnover exceed 10 billion!The Monetary Authority is secretly testingdigital Hong Kong dollars for cross-border settlements— betting on a table flip between China and the U.S.!

Crow Guy's all-in strategy:

"In chaotic times, bizarre coins will emerge!"

Trump deploys troops betting on anti-censorship chains: XMR

Musk is besieged while buying social tokens: X (Musk's son), DEGEN (decentralized Twitter protocol)


Bloody lessons: Didn’t buy the dip when the Russia-Ukraine war broke out last year? This round of power struggles will leave you empty-handed, deserving to be the leek!

"Tonight at 8 PM, Crow Guy will break down the funding chain of the White House's suppression in the fan group and share three latest pieces of news!
The first 100 to share screenshots of their positions will receive [three pieces of anti-regulation gear]:
Hong Kong card account opening hack, Thai digital banking license, anonymous coin OTC channels
— I’ll take you through the national iron curtain!$BTC #币安Alpha上新

Remember: In chaotic times, gold prevails, and in chaotic governance, cryptocurrencies shine!
Where the Crow spreads its wings, it will surely return with blood!

Trust institutions, walk in heaven; trust the Crow, let wallets roll in the grave