#TradingMistakes101 : The Professional Market Loser 💥**

"Are you losing money in crypto? Congratulations! You’re in the advanced course of 'How to Burn Portfolios with Grace.'"

☠️ Top 3 Deadly Mistakes

1. FOMO at 3 AM:

- Scenario: You buy SHIB at ATH after seeing an influencer in flip-flops with "TO THE MOON" in their bio.

- Result: -70% in 24h. "At least you have material for tragic posts on Reddit."

2. Ignoring Stop-Loss:

- Scenario: "HODL forever!" you say when BTC drops from $100k to $90k... then to $80k.

- Result: Liquidation + depression. "Stop-loss is like a condom: if you ignore it, you might regret life."

3. Revenge Trading:

- Scenario: You lose $1k, then you put $5k into a shitcoin to "recoup your loss."

- Result: You lose $6k. "This isn’t trading, it’s money laundering... with your own money."

🛡️ Quick Rescue: How to Avoid the Pitfall

- Rule 2%: Don’t risk more than 2% of your portfolio on a trade.

- "Don’t be a hero": If the market is red, go out for a coffee. Don’t fight the bear with bare hands.

- DCA > YOLO: Buy small amounts monthly. The moon is better than influencers.

👉 Final Joke: What does a trader say after a day of -$10k?

"At least I had a profit... in the stories I tell my friends."

⚠️ Without painful lessons, you won’t become a market philosopher. But you can avoid them by reading this.