📢 An investor sits in a café, drinking coffee and reading a newspaper. A man comes over and asks:
— Excuse me, you seem to be an investor?
— Yes, that’s correct.
— Can you give me some advice? I have 1000 dollars, where should I invest it?
The investor, without looking up from the newspaper:
— Invest it in your education.
The man, surprised:
— Why is that?
The investor finally looks up from the newspaper, looks at him and says:
— Because if you knew where to invest 1000 dollars, you wouldn't be asking.
