📢 Two investors are sitting in a café – one, a completely green novice, and the other – gray-haired, experienced, with the demeanor of a person who has seen both bulls and bears.
The novice, excited: "I just invested in this new trendy cryptocurrency! They say it will skyrocket tomorrow! I'm already thinking about what to spend my millions on!"
The experienced one, sipping coffee, calmly replies: "Well, I sold my shares in a large company this morning... with a profit of 0.5%."
The novice, puzzled: "Is that all? 0.5%? You can't even buy coffee with that!"
The experienced one, smiling: "Maybe you can't buy coffee. But I've been doing this for 20 years. And you... in a year, you'll tell us what you spent your millions on."
