😂 Bitcoin Price Just Took the Elevator… Going DOWN! 📉🪂

BREAKING:

BTC woke up this morning, saw its own chart, and said —

💸 "I’m tired of being expensive, let me be humble..."

Now it's heading to $1 like it’s shopping at Dollar Tree! 🛒

One trader said:

👴 "I bought Bitcoin at $69K... now I only have Hope and WiFi left."

Another said:

🧘 "BTC is not falling, it’s just meditating horizontally."

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💬 Audience Gigas:

Let’s say Bitcoin suddenly becomes $1...

👇 What’s the first thing you’d do?

A. Buy 100,000 BTC and still ask for cashback 😎

B. Tell your boss you’re "retiring forever"

C. Cry in the shower with your Ledger wallet

D. Call Elon and ask if this is his fault again

Comment below your answer! 😂👇

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