๐ฎ BTC Prediction 101: Trust the Science (Sort of) ๐
๐ Analyst 1: โBTC to $250K by next Thursday. I have a chart, a dream, and 3 Red Bulls.โ
๐ Analyst 2: โBTC to $12K. My uncleโs neighborโs cat said so.โ
๐งโโ๏ธ Crypto Twitter: โItโs either going to the moonโฆ or the basement. No in-between.โ
๐ช BTC Itself: Just vibing. +2% today. -8% tomorrow. +420% next cycle.
REAL TALK:
โ Predictions are fun
โ Memes are better
โ DYOR is king
โ And yes, weโre all secretly just waiting for Elon to tweet again ๐ถ๐
๐ Binance tools > crystal balls.
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