-Right now I am sitting in the dark watching my child sleeping and feeling a huge sense of sinfulness-

They say patience is a virtue. They say do your own research. They say invest only what you can afford to lose. Well guess what?

I did all of that. And I still managed to lose $1,800.

I am now applying for the title of "The Most Unlucky Investor in Crypto History." Please consider my application below.

💔 The Medical Money Gamble

Last year was brutal. I got hit with a cancer diagnosis that flipped my whole world upside down. No joke — between hospital bills, treatments, and trying to keep my head above water, I barely had a dime left. Earning money? Forget it. I was just trying to survive.

But you know me, I’m stubborn.

So this year, I thought, "What if I try to make some quick cash to cover future medical costs?" I emptied my savings and threw it all onto Binance. Yup, all in, baby — hoping for a miracle. I figured, if I could ride a few waves in this crypto ocean, maybe I’d come up with enough to pay for treatments down the line without asking anyone for help.

Spoiler alert: the ocean had other plans.

🪙 Step 1: Be Careful. Very Careful. Too Careful.

I’m the kind of person who doesn’t rush into trades. I don’t chase pumps. I don’t FOMO. I buy spot, and I wait. I watch the chart for an hour to see if it’s stable. I analyze. I meditate. I refresh CoinMarketCap until my fingerprints fade.

Then I finally say:
“Okay. It looks safe. Let’s buy.”

And that’s when the coin immediately drops like it heard me coming.

-$300. Instantly. No bounce. Just freefall. I basically bought the top and got rugged by gravity.

🐸 The #Pepe tragedy

After months of trauma and mini heart attacks, I finally recovered some losses.

I told myself:

"Let’s keep it simple. I’ll scalp. Quick in, quick out. $100 profit? I’m gone. No greed."

Enter: Pepe and ETH

It was beautiful. I made $100 here, $80 there. I was starting to feel like a professional sniper.( I buy on spot only because I'm afraid of Future gambling)

Then I made one mistake:
I didn’t log out on Thursday.

Because Friday happened.

And Pepe — that adorable little frog — collapsed.
I lost everything I had regained. And then some.

I checked my balance:
-1,800 USDT.
I stared at it like it owed me an apology.

💀 A Legacy of Losing

What makes this worse?
This is not my first rodeo.
I did the same thing six years ago.

Same story. Spot trading. Careful analysis.
Got in.
Got slapped by the market like it owed it money.

Two eras. Two cycles.
Two disasters.

Whenever I win, it's tiny profits.
Whenever I lose, it’s like the Titanic sank again — but this time with my wallet on board.

🎓 Life Lesson #9,008:

In crypto, you don’t just buy coins. You buy lessons.
Sometimes the price of that lesson is $1,800.

🎉 Congrats to All Who Made Profits!

If you're reading this and you're in profit — congratulations. I respect you.
But also, kindly… go away. 😭

I’m going to sit in a dark corner and rethink every decision I've made since 2017.

This is not a goodbye.
This is a rage quit.

I am the unluckiest investor alive.
And if you're not me, you're already doing better than most.

I will have to work hard to get my money back... :(

Goodbye from Viet Nam...