⚠️Are all the upward curves good?📈📈

😡Just because the operation to enlarge her backside didn’t go so well, she left me...

Her curves turned out a bit awkward, and to cheer her up, I told her:

"Don’t worry, maybe you’ll get a modeling contract with the GRANULATED KOLA." ☝🏾

She hung up on me. Obvious. 💔

But from that love drama, I learned something valuable:

Not everything that goes up is well put together.🤷

In the crypto world, it’s the same: there are coins that inflate quickly, look appealing, but when you look closely… they have weak fundamentals.🪙

So if you see a new crypto that everyone is buying like it’s hot bread, take a breath.

Before you jump in:

✅ Check the project: Does it have real utility or just hype?

✅ Who is behind it? Serious people or shady influencers?

✅ Does it have liquidity or is it just pretty smoke?

Because yes, in crypto there are many attractive curves…

but the important thing is that they don’t leave you without a wallet (or a heart). 💸💔

#HumorCrypto $BTC