🚨 Trump Tariffs Just Dropped Like a New Crypto Coin 🚨

Looks like Trump’s back — not with a tweet, but with a tariff! 😅

Markets be like: “Is it a dip or a discount?” 📉💸

Crypto traders running to their portfolios like it's Black Friday at Walmart! 🛍️

Moral of the story: When Trump sneezes, the market catches a cold 🤧

HODL tight, fam. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride! 🚀🚗💥

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