President Chuan's "On-Chain Bureau": $55,000 Tickets, What You're Eating is Not Just Food, It's Faith!
This dinner is more high-end than just harvesting leeks. Each guest pays $55,000 not for steak, but for an exquisite lesson on on-chain harvesting!
The menu is clearly arranged:
Appetizer: "Faith Recharge Salad"
Main Course: "Liquidity Roasted Whole Lamb"
Dessert: "Leverage Ice Cream, Liquidation Cherry Garnish"
During the meal, the market is steady as a rock, and as soon as it's over, the market plummets like a free fall, as precise as a timed bomb! Big players wipe their mouths while placing orders, and small investors hardly get a chance to breathe, with their accounts shrinking by 10%.
Did you think they came to eat? Wrong! They are performing live on how to spend the least amount of money to hit the hardest on the market." #TRUMP #xrp #DOGE #PEPE #KAITO $TRUMP $WCT $LISTA