🚀 How I Became a Crypto Millionaire… for 5 Minutes 💸
Woke up, brewed some coffee ☕, and checked my wallet. Suddenly, I saw $1.2 million staring back at me.
I screamed. My cat screamed. Even the neighbor screamed (probably unrelated).
I was already planning my early retirement in Bali, Googling “how to resign via meme.”
Then I realized…
I had connected to the wrong testnet wallet. It was all fake money. Just pixels mocking me.
Now, I’m emotionally bankrupt. My bank account is still in shock.
If anyone wants to support my recovery, my wallet address is: iamstillbroke.eth
