🚨 Which one are you? 👇
1️⃣ The Hodler – Buys once, disappears for 5 years. Comes back either a legend or a meme.
2️⃣ The Scalper – Makes 37 trades before breakfast, still mad they missed that 0.5% pump.
3️⃣ The FOMO King/Queen – Enters after the green candle, exits at the red one.
4️⃣ The Analyst – Draws 100 lines on a chart, but never places a trade.
5️⃣ The “DM Me” Guru – 18 followers, 0 wins, promises 10x daily. 😂
6️⃣ The Bag Holder – Still waiting on that altcoin from 2021 to bounce back. Respect. 🙏
7️⃣ The Silent Killer – Doesn’t tweet. Doesn’t flex. Just eats profits in peace.
💬 Drop your number in the comments or tag your trading twin.
We ALL know someone like this. 👀
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