You’re basically the Indiana Jones of crypto — jumping into every new coin like:

“This one’s different bro, it has AI, Web3, and delivers biryani on-chain!” 🍛🤖📉

You see a new coin on Twitter with a cartoon logo and you're like:

“Yup, time to YOLO my rent money!” 🫡💸

Your portfolio has more shitcoins than a spam folder has fake job offers. 💩📬

Police: “Where’s your helmet?”

You: “Helmet can’t save me from this market, officer.” 😩🚔

You don’t invest.

You emotionally adopt coins like they're orphan puppies. 🐶💔

If risk-taking was a sport, you’d have 3 Olympic gold medals by now. 🏅🏅🏅

And your wallet? Just sending thoughts and prayers daily. 🙏📉