Some people treat crypto like a rollercoaster but without seatbelts. They buy when everyone’s shouting “To the moon!” and sell the moment it dips. Their portfolio’s basically a ping-pong ball—bouncing between hope and panic. They think they’re smart traders, but really they’re just really good at timing losses perfectly. The market’s up 50% and they sell as if it’s a fire sale, rushing to get out. Then, of course, the price rebounds right after, leaving them confused and wondering where everything went wrong. Watching them try to manage their crypto is like watching someone desperately chase a greased pig—chaotic, frustrating, and honestly, pretty hilarious.