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Why did Bitcoin go to therapy in 2025?

It was having a major identity crisis. One minute, it’s riding a massive wave, looking like it’s about to hit the moon, and the next, it’s diving into a deep bear market faster than a surfer who forgot their board. Investors are out here holding onto their wallets like they’re hanging on to a life raft in the middle of a crypto ocean. “Should I buy now? Should I sell?” they ask, checking the charts every 10 seconds like they’re waiting for the tide to turn. Bitcoin’s like, “It’s just another wave, folks, hang ten.” But hey, at least it's not boring, right?