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MY SECRET(No one knows yet): How I Made 7,200,000,000$(7.2billion)+ 🤑🤑🤑 on my first day from just 3$ ‼️❗❗❗
Here is how to maximize your profits 🤑🤑🤑 from trading:
1. Analysis – Learn how to read candles(most definitely market will move the way it had gone previously). No questions asked.
2. Leverage – High leverage like 125x or 100x can cause you to be liquidated. Use 50x to 75x leverage to maximize your profits(Definitely not high leverage )
3. Follow market trends – Always trade in the direction of the trend bull or bear, rather than against it (Definitely you are trading on a high volatility coin and nothing unpredictable will happen)
4. Set SL and tp at 100% each.
5. Manage Risk Wisely – Never risk more than 1-2% of your total capital on a single trade (definitely 1% is not 50% of your margin of 50x leverage and 2% is not liquidation call)
6. Monitor Key Market Events – Stay alert to news and go with the flow (Definitely no one with higher reach is not trying to manipulate the market)
7. Trade Breakouts and Reversals – Enter trades when I signal breakout and reversals (I'm definitely are not publishing fake hype or haven't done homework)
9. Learn from Your Mistakes – Keep a trading journal to review your past trades, refine strategies, and avoid repeating errors (You definitely won't be left with nothing when you lose at high leverages)
10. Stay Emotionally Strong – Avoid decisions driven by fear or greed. (Actually, just be prepared to lose a lot)
Pro Tip: Follow me, enter trades at my signal and secure profits at the right time at my signal. Contact me on [email protected] !
(I definitely am not boosting my followers for you to follow my random signals for me to make free money or not trying to manipulate the market. And I definitely am not a scammer who will block you after you send me the "fee" to subscribe to my signals)
This post was made for joking purposes only. Please do not take it seriously.
#Binance
#CryptoGuru
#FunnyMemes
#satire $BTC $ETH

🚨 MY SECRET(No one knows yet): How I Made 7,200,000,000$(7.2billion)+ 🤑🤑🤑 on my first day from just 3$ ‼️❗❗❗
Here is how to maximize your profits 🤑🤑🤑 from trading:
1. Analysis – Learn how to read candles(most definitely market will move the way it had gone previously). No questions asked.
2. Leverage – High leverage like 125x or 100x can cause you to be liquidated. Use 50x to 75x leverage to maximize your profits(Definitely not high leverage )
3. Follow market trends – Always trade in the direction of the trend bull or bear, rather than against it (Definitely you are trading on a high volatility coin and nothing unpredictable will happen)
4. Set SL and tp at 100% each.
5. Manage Risk Wisely – Never risk more than 1-2% of your total capital on a single trade (definitely 1% is not 50% of your margin of 50x leverage and 2% is not liquidation call)
6. Monitor Key Market Events – Stay alert to news and go with the flow (Definitely no one with higher reach is not trying to manipulate the market)
7. Trade Breakouts and Reversals – Enter trades when I signal breakout and reversals (I'm definitely are not publishing fake hype or haven't done homework)
9. Learn from Your Mistakes – Keep a trading journal to review your past trades, refine strategies, and avoid repeating errors (You definitely won't be left with nothing when you lose at high leverages)
10. Stay Emotionally Strong – Avoid decisions driven by fear or greed. (Actually, just be prepared to lose a lot)
Pro Tip: Follow me, enter trades at my signal and secure profits at the right time at my signal. Contact me on [email protected] !
(I definitely am not boosting my followers for you to follow my random signals for me to make free money or not trying to manipulate the market. And I definitely am not a scammer who will block you after you send me the "fee" to subscribe to my signals)

THIS POST WAS MADE FOR JOKING PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
#Binance
#CryptoGuru
#FunnyMemes
#satire
$BTC
$ETH
$XRP

ive been looking at the charts guys. buy $BTC cuz it's actually boutta PUMP !! 🗿🗿😎😎

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