#MEME法案 The Federal Reserve is up to something tonight. Can the meme bill sanction the president?

Brothers, tonight at 2 AM, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

Interest rates are definitely staying the same, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to adopt a hawkish stance,

The remaining probability is just to give the market a little anesthetic.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

The unemployment and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the big handsome senator wants to push the "MEME Bill,"

Saying the president can't issue dogecoin, haha, this is jealousy over Trump making a fortune by issuing coins!