$TRUMP The Federal Reserve is up to something tonight, can the MEME Act sanction the president?

Brothers, three killer moves from the Federal Reserve meeting at two o'clock tonight,

Interest rates are definitely unchanged, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to adopt a hawkish stance,

The remaining probability is just to give the market a little anesthetic.

Lastly, there’s the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

The unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful senator was talking about some "MEME Act",

Saying the president can't issue Dogecoin, haha, this is just jealousy over Trump making a fortune with his coin.