#FOMCMeeting Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Powell’s press conference summed up:

“We’re doing what’s necessary.”

Translation: “We’re just winging it with some fancy charts.”

Let’s be real—FOMC meetings these days feel like a crossover episode of Market Mayhem, FedSpeak 101, and Gen Z vs. Wall Street.

Catch you at the next one—bring snacks and maybe a therapist who understands macroeconomics.