I MORTGAGED MY MOM FOR ETH AND NOW I’M ALL IN ON SOLANA
I did it. I sold my mom’s house at the top of the bull.
I bought ETH at $4,000.
Now she sleeps in my car and I sleep in red candles.
But guess what?
I just YOLO’d it all into $SOL.
Call me insane. Call me a visionary.
But if Trump drops a token on Solana, I’m making it back — and buying mom a Lambo.
Am I a genius or just clinically unwell?
Comment below: would YOU sacrifice your family for that 100x?
Like if you’ve ever ruined a life for a pump.
