I PUT EVERYTHING INTO STABLECOINS… NOW I’M STABLY BROKE.
Earn 5% APY while inflation eats 15% a year? SIGN ME UP. My portfolio’s stable. My mental health? Not so much. USDC, USDT, DAI — choose your fighter in the slow death Olympics.
JUST SOLD MY HOUSE FOR $PEPE — IF THIS GOES TO ZERO, I’M GOING WITH IT.
Who needs real estate when you’ve got memes and dreams? If this frog doesn’t moon, I’ll be living in the metaverse FOREVER. Not financial advice — just full-blown insanity.