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FOMC MEETING RECAP

The Fed just wrapped its latest pow-wow—and let’s just say, if interest rates climbed any higher, they’d need oxygen masks.

Wall Street: “They held rates—let’s ride!”

Powell: [stone-faced] “Was I unclear?”

Millennial homeowners: “Is it... refi o’clock?”

The Fed: “Yeah, that’s a no.”

Market Check:

Stocks: Flexing in the mirror

Bonds: Mid-crisis, asking “Who am I?”

Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style house party

Gold: Vibing in a hammock

Recession: Still in the lobby, skimming outdated Forbes

Powell’s Vibe: “We’re making data-driven decisions.”

Translation: “We're flying this plane with charts and vibes.”

Honestly, FOMC day now feels like a crossover between economic theater and meme stock energy—with a sprinkle of Fed-speak for flavor.

See you at the next episode—bring caffeine and a financial emotional support animal.

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