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FOMC MEETING RECAP
The Fed just wrapped its latest pow-wow—and let’s just say, if interest rates climbed any higher, they’d need oxygen masks.
Wall Street: “They held rates—let’s ride!”
Powell: [stone-faced] “Was I unclear?”
Millennial homeowners: “Is it... refi o’clock?”
The Fed: “Yeah, that’s a no.”
Market Check:
Stocks: Flexing in the mirror
Bonds: Mid-crisis, asking “Who am I?”
Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style house party
Gold: Vibing in a hammock
Recession: Still in the lobby, skimming outdated Forbes
Powell’s Vibe: “We’re making data-driven decisions.”
Translation: “We're flying this plane with charts and vibes.”
Honestly, FOMC day now feels like a crossover between economic theater and meme stock energy—with a sprinkle of Fed-speak for flavor.
See you at the next episode—bring caffeine and a financial emotional support animal.
#Write2Earn e2Earn #Financ #FOMC
FOMC MEETING RECAP
The Fed just wrapped its latest pow-wow—and let’s just say, if interest rates climbed any higher, they’d need oxygen masks.
Wall Street: “They held rates—let’s ride!”
Powell: [stone-faced] “Was I unclear?”
Millennial homeowners: “Is it... refi o’clock?”
The Fed: “Yeah, that’s a no.”
Market Check:
Stocks: Flexing in the mirror
Bonds: Mid-crisis, asking “Who am I?”
Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style house party
Gold: Vibing in a hammock
Recession: Still in the lobby, skimming outdated Forbes
Powell’s Vibe: “We’re making data-driven decisions.”
Translation: “We're flying this plane with charts and vibes.”
Honestly, FOMC day now feels like a crossover between economic theater and meme stock energy—with a sprinkle of Fed-speak for flavor.
See you at the next episode—bring caffeine and a financial emotional support animal.
#Write2Earn e2Earn #Financ #FOMC
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