Hey, it’s Doctor Elie!

They say I know how to fix stories…

But this time, crypto is writing its own chaos! Buckle up.

🔥 60-Second Crypto Firestorm:

1. Binance in Trouble

CZ sentenced to 4 months in jail. The king falls, but the empire holds—for now.

➡️ Even giants bleed.

2. Bitcoin: Moon or Doom?

Touched $65K, now cooling down.

➡️ Correction incoming? Stay sharp.

3. Sh*tcoins Everywhere

“PepeAI GPT” and friends flying +1000%... then rug-pulled!

➡️ Too good = too fake.

4. Africa Rising

Nigeria, DRC, Kenya pushing crypto hard, despite bans.

➡️ It’s our time too.

5. NFTs Are Back (Kinda)

Music, AI, collectibles—NFTs creeping back.

➡️ Don’t fall for pixel hype.

Doctor Elie’s Rapid Survival Tips:

✅ Diversify

✅ Educate yourself

✅ Stay lowkey

✅ Never trade your rent

✅ Follow trends, but think twice