🇮🇹 Italian Town Drops 10K on Satoshi Statue—Wen Pizza? 🇮🇹
“Forget David—Italy’s New Statue Honors Bitcoin’s Ghost!”
“10,000 Euros for a Satoshi Monument? My DOGE Memes Are Cheaper.”
🗿 The Crypto Colosseum:
1️⃣ Satoshi’s Stone Debut
The tiny town of Fornelli, Italy, spent €10,000 to erect a monument to Bitcoin’s anonymous creator. “Michelangelo who? Our David holds private keys.”🔑
2️⃣ Mayor’s Moon Mission
Mayor Giovanni Tedeschi called it a symbol of “freedom and the future”—and a flex to attract crypto tourists. *“Come for the pasta, stay for the blockchain.” 🍝
3️⃣ 24 Businesses Accept Bitcoin
Fornelli claims highest Bitcoin adoption density globally. “Buy gelato with sats? That’s amore.” 🍦
4️⃣ Mattia Pannoni’s Crypto Art
Designed by local artist (and crypto bro) Mattia Pannoni. “When your side hustle becomes a town landmark.” 🎨
😂 Meme Wisdom:
“Satoshi’s statue has more loyalty than my ex.”
“10k euros for crypto art? Time to sell my neighbor’s Vespa.”
👉 Comment: Would you visit Satoshi’s statue… or HODL?
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P.S. Statue maintenance paid in BTC. Your fridge isn’t safe. 🗿🍌