🕵️♂️ CIA Wants to “Protect” Bitcoin—Or Control the Keys? 🕵️♂️
“CIA Deputy Director Says ‘Protect Bitcoin’… Or Is It a Spy Trap?”
“When the CIA Talks Crypto, Hide Your Seed Phrases!”
🔒 The Government’s Crypto Playbook:
1️⃣ CIA’s Bitcoin Obsession
Deputy Director Michael Ellis warns of security risks tied to BTC—calling it a “priority” like other advanced tech. “First they ignore crypto, then they spy on it. We’re at stage two.” 🕶️
2️⃣ “We Need Crypto Sheriffs”
Ellis argues regulators must deeply understand crypto to “protect” it. Translation: “Hire ex-Twitter crypto trolls or get rekt.” 👮♂️
3️⃣ Anonymous Criminals vs. Big Brother
Ellis slams BTC’s “anonymity” enabling crime. “Satoshi’s laughing in his cave… or Langley’s basement.” 😂
4️⃣ Bitcoin’s Double-Edged Sword
As BTC gains legitimacy, governments want control. “You wanted adoption? Now you get CIA bedtime stories.” 📖
“CIA tracking my Bitcoin like I’m a North Korean hacker.”
“When the CIA ‘protects’ your crypto, it’s like a fox guarding the henhouse.”
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P.S. Your Ledger’s “safe”… until the CIA asks for the password. 🔐🍌