🏢 Trump Tower Dubai Now Selling Condos for BTC—Meme Dreams Come True? 🏢
“Trump Tower Now Accepts BTC for Condos—Time to Trade Your Memecoins for a Penthouse?”
“10.5 BTC for a Luxury Pad? Guess My DOGE Bag is a Down Payment!”
💎 The Crypto Real Estate Flex:
1️⃣ Bitcoin Buys Brick & Mortar
Trump Tower Dubai lists condos from 10.5 BTC ($1M) to 210.5 BTC ($20M). “Forget moon lambos—buy a Trump penthouse with DOGE profits.” 🏙️
2️⃣ Eric Trump’s Crypto Flex
The exec claims this is the first mega-project using Bitcoin for purchases. “Dad loves crypto… or just loves your crypto cash?” 💼
3️⃣ Dar Global’s Dubai Dream
Partnering with London-listed Dar Global to flex Dubai’s blockchain dominance. CEO: “We’re building pyramids… but digital.” 🏗️
4️⃣ 2030 or BUST
Project starts this year, ends in 2030. *“By then, 10.5 BTC might buy a shoebox.”* 📅
“Buying a Trump condo with BTC? That’s like trading your kidney for a Rolex.”
“BTC at $1M? My condo’s down payment is a meme portfolio.”
👉 Comment: Would you swap your crypto for a Trump penthouse?
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