#DigitalAssetBill Ah yes, the Digital Assets Bill — because apparently, legislators finally realized Bitcoin isn’t just a fancy video game coin and NFTs aren’t just overpriced JPEGs with commitment issues. This bill is the government's way of saying, "Hey, we see your crypto gains... and we want a piece." It’s like your boomer uncle trying to DJ at a rave — late to the party, confused by the lingo, but desperate to be relevant. Still, it’s progress! Regulation might finally bring some order to the Wild West of Web3 — or at least give scammers new legal loopholes to exploit with flair. #BTC